In a kind of Christmas tradition, ARLnow has a new gondola-related t-shirt for all fans of high fashion and air travel.
If you thought about last year’s Gondola Now! the shirt was a little under-rated, and if you know the truth is out there in the quest for the perfect carrying system between Potomacs, then this is the shirt for you.
Whether or not you were a fan of a certain ’90s science fiction TV series, you can now let the world know that you want to believe in the power of modern cable transportation, even if the big government is conspiring to silence it.
Sure, most people seem to think that the idea of people commuting from Rosslyn to Georgetown (or vice versa) via gondola is a silly fantasy, but only by a small margin! More people believe the gondola is worth building (47%) than aliens flying UFOs around Earth (41%), so there is this.
Okay, you might be thinking, this is clearly the perfect holiday gift, but it’s December 22nd. Why launch it so late? Well, as you probably know, the supply chain of online t-shirt designers has been stretched a bit this year, so we have taken care of it as best we can. With any luck this can be the New Year’s gift to ring in 2022.
Either way, your purchase will help support ARLnow’s local reporting.