Arizona Diamondback place want ad for bullpen catcher

How hard can it be to be a bullpen hunter?Illustration: Shutterstock Being a Major League receiver is difficult. Not only do you have to squat in an awkward position for over an hour every day for six months while wearing large, heavy pads (the tools of ignorance) in the height of summer, but you also … Read more

NASCAR makes a stand against MAGA cryptocurrency

Brandon Brown has unwittingly become a right-wing euphemism.Image: Getty Images Brandon Brown is America’s most famous racing car driver, an incredible thing for a 28-year-old second-tier NASCAR Xfinity Series who has won exactly one race since moving from the NASCAR truck series, where he was winless with just one placement in the top-10 in 22 … Read more

The New York Times buys The Athletic for $550M

Illustration: Deadspin I’ve never been as down on Athletic as some. I guess I appreciated their goal, or stated goal, of creating an online sports section, as I was one of the few of my generation, or those to come, to grow further in the sports sections. I grew up with Bob Verdi and Bernie … Read more

Unvaccinated Kyrie Irving returns to Nets in win over Pacers

This is bound to end well.Illustration: Getty Images Kyrie Irving is back with the Nets, but that doesn’t mean a fairytale season finale is guaranteed Irving made his long-awaited return to the field for the Brooklyn Nets on Wednesday against the Indiana Pacers and played a significant role in their 129-121 win. But with Irving … Read more

Antonio Brown has been officially released by the Bucs

This is all just shit.Image: Getty Images Feel free to speculate exactly why the Tampa Bay Buccaneers waited until Thursday afternoon to make this decision, but now it’s final, they have released Antonio Brown. After Brown he refused to attend Sunday’s game against the New York Jets, him caused a scene at the exit from … Read more

How did Georgia’s men’s basketball team wind up ranked in the latest AP Poll?

How did Tom Crean’s 5-9 Georgia Bulldogs get the top 25 votes?Image: Getty Images Georgia football is currently preparing for its first national league game since 2017. Georgia men’s basketball, led by coach Tom Crean, on the other hand, is at the bottom of the SEC rankings with an overall record of 5-9. Their last … Read more

Dallas Cowboys will be without Micah Parsons for Week 18

The Dallas Cowboys will be without the services of Micah Parsons this weekend due to COVID-19.Image: Getty Images The Dallas Cowboys are closing another season on unstable ground, even though they’ve already locked the NFC East title. The Cowboys will visit division rival Philadelphia in the season finale, but will do so without two of … Read more

WAR isn’t a perfect MLB stat, but don’t disregard it entirely

Illustration: Getty Images Advanced analytics is a sensitive subject in the world of baseball. Some people like the way the game has been broken down into a series of numbers that allow even casual fans to get a better understanding of the game. Others don’t share the same feeling. The most used analytic today is … Read more

Where will Caleb Williams transfer to? Well… where is his girlfriend going to school?

Want Caleb Williams relocation according to the girlfriend relocation portal theory?Illustration: Getty Images The transfer portal is the most controversial, unpredictable and ever-changing tool in college football. After a 2021 rule change that eliminated the requirement for the transfer of athletes to be out for one year before they are eligible to play again, this … Read more