Bishop Sycamore, for broadcasting on ESPN despite being a fake school and not win a game in two years
The lady of the marks of the Tour de France, whose decision to aggressively send a message of good news to his grandparents led to the most infamous rear-end collision in the history of modern cycling
Antonio Brown, who again jeopardized his career with his inexplicable decision to (allegedly) forge a COVID vaccination card
Neil Olshey, because we are over 20 years into the new millennium and he still believes that berating people is the winning way to manage
Tom Brady, The underrated idiot of all time, who not only saved Antonio Brown’s career, but threw a tantrum as a 45-year-old adult man while being left out.
La’el collins, who attempted to bribe an NFL drug test collector. When that failed and he faced a five match suspension, the Players Association stepped in and negotiated the number of matches up to two. But that wasn’t enough for Collins, who appealed the ruling, just for a referee to determine the evidence against him was so abundant and absurd that it deserved the original five-game penalty. And then, just three months later, he punched a man wearing a soccer helmet
Kadarius Toney, WHO ALSO HAS FISTED A MAN WEARING A SOCCER HELMET
The IIHF: The pandemic led to the cancellation of more tournaments, including the women’s U18 World Cup, but they tried to move forward with the men’s World Juniors until escalating cases among teams forced that annual show to be canceled.
Mike Leach, for his endless complaints about players doing everything in their own interest, from transfers to bowling waivers
Lincoln Riley, For saying he was busy in Oklahoma, only to leave for USC less than a week later
Shad Khan, who hired Urban Meyer. Enough said
Brian Kelly, for adopting a terrible southern accent after spending less than 72 hours in Louisiana and proceeding to test it in front of thousands of LSU basketball fans. Also for this dance
Weston McKennie: We know Nashville is the bachelorette party capital of the world, but you can’t shut it down for just a couple of days, man?